December 2009
38 posts
So I’m finally getting around to Christmas shopping. Oh, the holidays.
“I will wait for you
no matter how long it takes.
Forever for you.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
“Poetry is nothing more than an intensification or illumination of common objects...”
– Even Cowgirls Get the Blues — Tom Robbins
Surprise ending. Eat your heart out, O. Henry.
(via smut-to-go) (via wherewolves)
(via kathleenjoy) (via poetbabble)
“One moment with you
is worth a thousand lifetimes
suffering alone.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author →
carolinepeterson:
ruined:
fairphantom:
tweexcore:
Laughing so much. SO good.
Jeffrey Eugenides
Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.
Chuck Klosterman
Boys who don’t read.
Chuck Palahniuk
Boys who can’t read.
Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)
Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.
Charles Dickens
Ninth graders who...
“To a poet, silence is an acceptable response, even a flattering one.”
– Collette (via iwannotowidigdo) (via carolinepeterson)
“You always fear what you don’t understand.”
– Carmine Falcone, Batman Begins (via movieoftheday)
“The saddest kind of sad is the sad that tries not to be sad. You know when sad...”
– (via ifwordscankill) (via kissmytoes) (via booklover)
truth -sigh- (via carolinepeterson)
“Fight and you’ll never survive, run and you’ll never escape.”
– City Of God (via movieoftheday)
“Gatorade just announced recently that their decision to pull an ad with Tiger...”
– Conan O’Brian
29 Years Today.
Reporter: George, what do you miss most about John Lennon?
George: John Lennon.
“You know that fiction, prose rather, is possibly the roughest trade of all in...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via nihilnoetia) (via libraryland) (via booklover) (via carolinepeterson)
Heartless at best (NFG)
This smoking gun of a mouth of mine Has many victims to it’s name But this time it was your words that killed me Right where I was standing I was hit by lightning Words of yours went through my chest And I was pulled apart til there was nothing left Nothing Everyone will remember me Only because of how I twist my words around If anyone gets to this point Stop yourself from diving in...
Wanna hear a joke? :)
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. “You have been to France before, Monsieur?” the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. “Then you should know well enough to have your passport...
Eternity is Within (my original work)
With a cold grin she leapt from the edge My heart stopped, hands out, soul pierced. In merely seconds she turned from a Beauty queen to a silhouette, Dropping through the brisk night sky. Running to the vacant window I saw Her shape becoming smaller and smaller. When the darkness hid me from her Last moments, a shrill shriek of disturbance Put an end to the agony of one soul. She found her final...
“When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven,...”
– Jack Handy
“Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount,...”
